Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Oh My God Mom... Stop Yelling At Me!!!

So those are words I hear pretty much every day from an almost 14 year old. I think if I hear it one more time I'm gonna lose my shit because when he says it I am not, in fact, yelling. I am usually on the edge... having been pushed there by said 14 year old... but not yelling yet. I am wondering why he continues to say it because inevitably it causes me to scream with rage. Rage at being told what to do by a 14 year old... that I gave birth to... and used to like quite a bit.

Now, keep your comments to yourselves. I said I used to like him quite a bit. Meaning I love him but if asked if he is likable right now... I'm gonna go with... not so much.

Yeah... I'm sure if I asked my mom how much she liked me at that age. Well... I don't ask her because I know what the answer will be.

Oh... and FYI... I am his mother therefore I can say whatever I want about the trials and tribulations of dealing with his shit on a regular basis but if you have a negative word about him... keep it to your damn self. Because no matter how much of an ass you think he is I will declare him perfect and defend him at ALL costs!

That's what mothers do... bitch, gripe, and defend. I'm just doing my job here people.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's sounds like you were yelling just now, were you?

Jilly said...

Maybe... just a little.

SJT said...

You sure use a lot of Potty language. I don't know if I want my kids around you. heh heh

T. Cobb said...

I'd pulled that crap on my mom, too. Then when she'd lose it I'd calmly say, "Can you please not yell. I think we should be able to discuss this like adults."
She'd start chucking shit at my head after that.