Ouch

Kid Free Friday is kicking my ass on Saturday! (8:20am)

So now that I have stopped vomiting I can give you the run down of last night because I know that's what you've been waiting for but first let me say that I only had six Mike's so I don't know why the hell I got so sick. That's six Mike's over six hours!

My list of unacceptable drinks is getting pretty big and I'm thinking I may just have to be sober forever.

Here's the haps of Kid Free Friday.

-Started the night by getting the wrong pizza delivered. Papa John's is confusing and I should not be the order giver ever again.

-Played Guitar Hero and rocked it out like nobody's business. I am a fabulous singer and my throat is NOT SORE AT ALL from belting out Bon Jovi. That man is a freak of nature.

- Watched Beth and Troy play pool. I think Beth created her own rules which is how you're supposed to play... duh.

-Listened to Nick describe, very loudly and proudly, the PERFECT party game that he created... at least three times. We never played it. Next time.

-Watched Ryan almost fall asleep standing against the wall. It was like when he used to work nights.

-Watched the light bulb go off over Jeff's head when he realized that it is not, in fact, okay to Super Poke another woman.

-Learned that to get sarcasm across in print you only have to capitalize said sarcasm. Thanks Jaime.

-Let Sue take a drunk photo of me that I loved last night and deleted this morning.

-Ended the night watching the DVR'd Chelsea Lately and laughing myself to sleep (I was laughing on the inside... I had sore throat issues. Freaking Bon Jovi.)

(11:30am)