So there's a mom from the preschool and she clearly doesn't like me. That's okay... I realize that I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Shocking, I know. I am perfectly lovely at all times but some people don't go for that. But seriously I can be abrasive and harsh... especially if you're an idiot. She has pushed me to be abrasive and harsh because she is so clearly an idiot.
This woman pretends that she can't remember my name every time I see her... even when it's twice in the same day. She entrusts the care of her son to me but she can't be bothered to remember my name... makes perfect sense. I know good and well that she knows my name but I think she's trying to "put me in my place". After all I'm just a lowly teacher's aide. What does a teacher's aide do? Oh just everything a parent does and more. I comfort them when they get hurt which is... oh... about 382 times a day. I praise them when they do a good job which happens about 758 times every day. I take them to the bathroom... oh... about 647 times a day. I make sure they eat their lunch and spend about 574 hours a day opening the packages, containers, juice boxes, and milk cartons so that they can eat said lunch. I help them learn to use their words when they have disagreements with their friends and that only takes about 675 hours a day. I guess I can see why she thinks I'm inferior. Maybe I'll just let her kid wet himself, or open his own lunch, or get his feelings hurt all day, and never give a kind word to make him feel proud of himself.
Really lady... you suck!
3 comments:
Did you have a bad day, sweetie?
Ha! Kathy took my comment...I was gonna say....
Bad day at the office dear?
I love ya!
Let's hope Bitchy McBitcherson doesn't stumble across my blog. Oh wait... how could she do that if she doesn't know my name. I've got nothing to worry about.
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