Oh that Gail

So unfortunately my mother in law is in the hospital tonight getting her ticker looked at and fixed up again. Well, I guess it's fortunate that they're fixing her up but unfortunate that she's stuck in the hospital again. I think a trip to the book store for the latest gossip rags is in order. Anyway, Gail got dropped off here instead of her house to hang out until Frank had a little more info. She was pretty nervous and kind of quiet but with Gail you never know if she's gonna be chatty or not so we just sat with her and asked her questions about her day. Frank called with an update and talked to Gail to let her know what was going on. He told her Sue would be coming home on Saturday and that was all Gail needed to hear. She got happy and smiley and was all ready to chat us up after she heard the good news. Here's the story she told right after hanging up with Frank.

"He's mean to me"

"Who's mean to you?"

"Buster!" (that's Frank for those of you who don't know)

"How is he mean to you?"

"He hits me!" said with a frown but also with a grin if that's possible

"He hits you? What do you mean he hits you"

"Well, he doesn't hit me but he pushes me!"

"Well how does he push you?"

"When I'm in the bathroom he pushes me!"

"Well, I don't get it Gail, how does he push you?"

"Out of the bathroom"

"Oh you mean like he has to use the bathroom so he's making you get out?"

"Yes" said with satisfaction that I finally understood and sympathized

"Well Gail you guys only have one bathroom. How long did you make him wait?"

"Only two hours!"

"I agree completely Gail ... Frank should really learn some patience!"