The %&@*#$! Coughing

So I'm going on day TEN here and I'm not sure I can take it anymore. Ten straight freakin days of coughing (not just coughing but serious hacking) is really starting to drive me out of my freakin mind!!!! My stomach, chest, ribs ... even my jaw is sore from coughing. If I start laughing (which does not happen very often right now) I end up on the freakin ground. I just can't impress upon you the severity of my freakin coughing ... it's almost all freakin day. Out of an hour I must be coughing for at least 30 minutes if not more. That is not an exaggeration or me being extra whiney it is the GOD AWFUL truth. Gage actually got a little freaked out yesterday because I could not stop for almost five full minutes. Have you ever coughed for five full minutes? If you have you know how much it sucks ... if you haven't let me tell you ... when you come up for air after five full minutes of coughing all you see are little sparkly spots all over the place from lack of oxygen and so you start to spin just a little and you kinda gotta put your head down and wait it out a minute (that is if you don't have another coughing attack within that minute). Wanna know how many times I coughed while I was writing this?? I LOST FREAKIN COUNT! I'm ready to be done now ... any time.