So I'm not one of those people that gets all bummed about the fact that I'm getting older. Better older than the alternative right? There is one thing that irks the shit out of me that seems to have come with age though. What's with all the hair?
Like it's not bad enough that I have to shave my legs and pits every freaking day but now I have to start checking my FACE every day. Yeah... what's with the one crazy whisker that appears out of nowhere and is 6 inches long by the time I find it? And is that a mustache? Why yes it is, I don't think it qualifies as peach fuzz when it's dark brown. Thank God for Nair and tweezers but really... how long did I walk around with an almost foot long black whisker hanging off my face?
If you know the answer to that question, please keep it to yourself!
2 comments:
Oh, I thought you were growing that for fun. jk Didn't see anything.
i saw it at the super bowl party............lol
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