So I thought I should share that there is not enough mustard in the universe to make SmartFood "protein links" taste anything like a hot dog. It's like Tofu crossed with Vienna Sausages, same taste and texture. Disgusting.
Oh and Tofu...you can suck it. I obviously have no idea how to prepare you because you always turn out the same. A soft/mushy/spongy/tasteless blob. We're finished.
Boca and Morningstar Farms are saving me from giving in and eating a big ol' juicy burger. Not that their stuff tastes like real meat either but at least you can chew it. That's something.
Oh and I guess I'm not a real vegetarian because I am eating fish. And can I just say that if I wasn't eating fish I think I would have perished by now. Seriously. Well not seriously but my family might have killed me for all the bitching and complaining I was doing so you see why I need the fish.
Also, I really miss sugar. Did I mention that I'm not eating processed foods? I miss them. A veggie tray is not nearly as appealing as a box of Girl Scout cookies but while my family enjoyed their Thin Mints and Samoas I sat by picking broccoli out of my teeth.
In case you were wondering...I'm really happy with my decision to completely change my lifestyle and eating habits. I'm happy about what it's done for my health (I dropped my total cholesterol by 30 points). That does not mean that I won't complain about it though.
Obviously.
2 comments:
You'll be even less of a vegetarian once our new grill is put into service!
You know, you can grill Boca Burgers.
(you can also just drop one in the toaster, try that with a 1/4 pounder)
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